Half princess, half goddess

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I'm Diana.

Books and movies are my booze.
TV shows, my nicotine.
Chocolate, my weed.
Laughter, my god.

Welcome to my consciousness.

 
 
Jul 23 2014
 
Jul 23 2014

eriadn:

we have a sub in us history and he said “i have to take attendance, if i mispronounce your name it’s because i dont care”

(via thedailylaughs)

 
Jul 23 2014

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

(via thedailylaughs)

 
Jul 23 2014
whoredinarygirl:

clamjob:

what the fuck is this

disappointment

whoredinarygirl:

clamjob:

what the fuck is this

disappointment

(Source: jackanthonyfernandez, via thedailylaughs)

 
Jul 23 2014

annieheim:

As some of you know, my brother died last year. It was actually 8 months ago today. Anyways, when my mom and I went to Hollywood Studios yesterday, we decided to stop and take pictures with Woody and Buzz in my younger brother’s honor. We were the only people in line without little kids and got strange looks, but stayed anyway.

When it was our turn for pics, both Buzz and Woody were very fun and playful and posed for pictures. At the end, though, my mom started to tear up, followed by me tearing up. My mom quietly explained to Woody that her son had passed away in October and that he loved Woody growing up, that Toy Story was his favorite movie as a kid, and he had worn his Woody costume almost every day when he was little after he got it for Halloween.

My mom just said a quiet thank you and stepped back so that the next people in line could take a pic, but before she could get away, Woody pulled her into the tightest, sweetest hug. Buzz engulfed me in a hug, having heard what my mom said.

I’m not exaggerating that Woody hugged my mom for a solid minute as she cried on his shoulder and everyone just got quiet and let us have our moment. The cast member that had my phone took pictures and then started to tear up himself. Woody finally let go of my mom just to pull me into a tight hug and Buzz hugged my mom.

While the character actors aren’t allowed to talk, they made a kissing sound to blow us each a kiss while they hugged us and I could hear Woody sniffing through the costume.

We walked away feeling bad for taking up so much time, but the cast members just smiled and told us they were glad we could have that moment. As we walked away, Woody and Buzz waved by and blew more kisses.

My mom turned to me, with tears still streaming down her face, and said that it was the best hug she had been given by anyone since my brother had died.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the magic of Disney.

(via thedailylaughs)

 
Jul 23 2014

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Jul 23 2014
 
Jul 23 2014

dysfunctunal:

teacher: where’s your homework

me: that fufu lame shit, i aint with it

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Jul 23 2014

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Jul 23 2014
Crispy Raviolis

Crispy Raviolis

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Jul 23 2014
 
Jul 23 2014

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Jul 21 2014
 
Jul 21 2014

its-worth-fighting-for:

The last joke ever made on Friends.

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Jul 21 2014

allantruong:

embarrassing memories hitting u like

(Source: laughcentre, via thedailylaughs)