Half princess, half goddess

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I'm Diana.

Books and movies are my booze.
TV shows, my nicotine.
Chocolate, my weed.
Laughter, my god.

Welcome to my consciousness.

 
 
Apr 16 2014
 
Apr 16 2014

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Apr 16 2014

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Apr 16 2014

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Apr 16 2014

*lawyer voice* You see, your honor, the defendant is a basic bitch.

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Apr 16 2014
nowyoukno:

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nowyoukno:

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Apr 10 2014
 
Apr 10 2014

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Apr 10 2014
"The role of a writer is not to say what we can all say, but what we are unable to say."
Anaïs Nin

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Apr 10 2014

Caterpillars have the ideal life. They eat a lot and then sleep for a while and wake up beautiful.

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Apr 10 2014

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Apr 07 2014
 
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Apr 07 2014

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Apr 07 2014
I recently sold my soul to the Devil. Shortly afterwards, I met a witch who told me about the future, mine and yours.
Then a time traveler appeared to me, followed by a vampire who refused to drink my blood. Death came for me too, but I scared him off with a chocolate bar.
Right before Valentine’s Day, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming he’s immortal and doesn’t want to watch me die someday. Three days later I met a cute little girl who turned out to be a ghost.
I also just found out my doll when I was five is actually alive. As if all that wasn’t enough, this psychic guy gave me the most shocking surprise of all.
Why don’t you come over for a visit? I’ll tell you all about them.

I recently sold my soul to the Devil. Shortly afterwards, I met a witch who told me about the future, mine and yours.

Then a time traveler appeared to me, followed by a vampire who refused to drink my blood. Death came for me too, but I scared him off with a chocolate bar.

Right before Valentine’s Day, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming he’s immortal and doesn’t want to watch me die someday. Three days later I met a cute little girl who turned out to be a ghost.

I also just found out my doll when I was five is actually alive. As if all that wasn’t enough, this psychic guy gave me the most shocking surprise of all.

Why don’t you come over for a visit? I’ll tell you all about them.

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